The Ultimate Snowball Maker

Ah, the humble snowball. A sphere of frozen water and air that explodes harmlessly on impact. Every prankster should know how to pack a basic snowball -- even pranksters who live on the Equator, who should practice by scraping the icy buildup from the back of their freezers.



Packing snowballs by hand can be tedious and time-consuming, so try to get your parents to buy you this snowball maker, which is cheap and effective.

Our tests at M3 Labs have proven this invention is the greatest thing to happen to mischief making since the water balloon: you simply scoop up a wad of snow, then open the handles to produce a perfectly-formed snowball. Not only is it incredibly fast, but each snowball is perfectly round, and ready for hurling.



Snowball fights will never be the same. It's practically like having a snowball-hurling robot on your side.